Trump joked about the media, Jared Kushner, and Democrats while first daughter Ivanka Trump stole the show in an elegant Carolina Herrera gown.
"We were late tonight because Jared could not get through security", the president told the crowd. "When she asked whether or not she could sign the money, I said, 'Steve, you've got a lot to handle.' I said, 'You can't do that, Steven'".
Despite the president previously appearing to be far less comfortable with such comedic shows than his predecessor Barack Obama, who gave several amusing speeches to the White House Correspondents Dinner, which Trump previous year avoided, he seemed to enjoy his new role as comedian in chief.
Trump took several digs at himself and the press at the Gridiron Dinner, but his most searing quips targeted his administration and his family.
At the closed-door event, where filming was prohibited, Trump also discussed more somber issues like North Korea, saying he was open to direct talks with its leader, Kim Jong Un. I just won't. As far as the risk of dealing with a madman is concerned, that's his problem, not mine.
In a nod to his penchant for over-the-top praise of his accomplishments, Trump said, "My staff was concerned that I couldn't do self-deprecating humor. It's not even close!"
Before launching into a litany of humorous jokes at both his and his administration's expense, Trump told the room of journalists that even Sen. "That's why I accepted".
In subsequent days, White House aides sought to walk back Trump's comments. I like chaos. It really is good. Who's going to be the next to leave ― [aide] Steve Miller or Melania?
China's governing Communist Party is expected to remove a clause in the constitution which limits a president to two five-year terms later this week. They've lost a tremendous amount of credibility this year. "That guy leaked more than the Titanic!".
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The reverse fixture this season saw both teams play out a 1-1 draw, with Suarez scoring late to help break Atletico's resistance. Ernesto Valverde has admitted that he has prepared for Barcelona's meeting with Atletico Madrid as though it's a major final.
"That's awful. But you love me right, honey?" "The only difference is, I still own my buildings".
Noting that Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) regularly calls for his impeachment, Trump said, "And I say - and I get in trouble for this - 'she has to immediately take an IQ test, ' and people go insane".
"I really am very proud to call him The Apprentice", Trump gushed.
Trump made time to mention of one of his preferred media outlets and his daily TV routine: "I have to be up early tomorrow morning - six o'clock - to be listening to Fox and Friends". "I don't like that".
"You can't be impeached when there's no crime".
For his part, Trump tweeted Sunday: "The Gridiron Dinner last night was great fun".
Trump was the guest of honour at the 133rd Gridiron dinner, where prominent Washington-based journalists traditionally make fun of the president and take jabs at the United States political scene.
President Trump made an observation about the ruthless nature of politics.
He then attempted to fix any inference that the first lady might leave him by praising her for the job she's done and by saying "she's actually having a great time". "And the other job, I was the host of a smash television hit". "Nobody does self-deprecating humor better than I do", the president joked.
People suffering from diabetes can be divided into five separate groups, not just two, as commonly thought, says a new study . He said that this would lead to more precise diagnosis and treatment of diabetes tailored to individual needs.
Generally, when interest rates are rising, companies need to produce bigger profits just for their stock prices to stay flat. The economic analysts are looking for consensus of 0.3 percent, down from 0.4 percent in the prior month.
In a series of shaky Instagram moments, Kylie proudly boasted "one month" as she focused in on her toned tummy and shape. The 20-year-old also shared a video of flowers her "baby daddy " got her for the special day.
Perhaps it was an attempt to foster inclusivity, but candidates would not find that ratio reflected if they joined Google. Wilberg said he was sacked after he complained to the HR department about the tech giant's hiring practices.
April WTI crude oil futures settled at $63.91, up $0.36 or +0.57% and April Brent crude oil closed at $67.50, up $0.19 or +0.28%. Both benchmarks rose last week - Brent by nearly 4 per cent and WTI by 3 per cent.
Even Ronda Rousey , one of the greatest icons in MMA history, is having a had time with that since getting signed by WWE . The increased ratings will also help WWE's television contract negotiations, which are set to expire next year.
There are some people who see this permanent ban as taking away people's gun right and aren't too happy with the change of Dick's. Sporting goods giant, DICK's, admitted it sold a firearm to reported Parkland shooter, Nikolas Cruz .
Meanwhile, Ford Motor Company Vice President Stephen Biegun is reportedly regarded as a leading candidate to succeed McMaster. Now Donald Trump is facing a shrinking circle of trusted advisers and a staff that's grim about any prospect of a reset.
The 42-year-old may be making his debut in the Valspar Championship but has a great record at the Arnold Palmer Invitational. It has become clear that many players on the PGA Tour are pulling for Tiger Woods on this most recent comeback.
However, it has sold off significantly in 2018 and now sits at around half its value at December previous year . Mark Carney said authorities were right to be concerned about bitcoin .
Williamson century not enough to see Black Caps home
The duo added 68 runs between them and laid a solid foundation in the chase before the spinners came into operation. Williamson rebuilt the innings in a determined partnership of 96 for the seventh wicket with Mitchell Santner .
Scaramucci tears into 'bad dude' John Kelly
Then On Feb 8, Principal Deputy Press Secretary Raj Shah told reporters this: "His last day was yesterday". A White House official initially denied Scaramucci was blacklisted but later confirmed the reports.
Tripura drubbing may force CPM to rethink alliance with Cong
The BJP also appointed Union Ministers Nitin Gadkari and Jual Oram as observers in Tripura, where it scored a stunning victory. Mr Modi said the new Tripura government will be driven by the dreams of the youth and women belonging to the BJP.
Toys R Us slashes prices as closing-down sale begins
Moorfields said the appointment of administrators to run the United Kingdom business would not affect stores in other countries. Toys R Us stores will remain open during the administration process, but the retailer can not refund any returns.
Uber Wants To Take You To The Hospital
Uber Health's creation was rooted in some alarming statistics about patient care and healthcare client absentee rates. It is publicly available from today in the USA , though there is no word yet on a future rollout in other countries.
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Muir is missing the Commonwealth Games to concentrate on her exams. "Past year I wanted to but it's always on God's time". New Zealand's Julian Oakley will contest the men's 3000m final at the world indoor athletics championships.
Marsh hails Starc as world's king of swing
Usman Khawaja failed to have an impact with the bat as well as he was caught behind off the bowling of Kagiso Rabada for 14. Shaun Marsh survived an lbw appeal on 19, with replays showing he was out after the umpire turned down Rabada's appeal.
Facebook ends 'Orwellian' news feed experiment
Facebook says that it will act on this feedback by updating how it determines where it tests new products and features. For Facebook , extricating itself from the news game once and for all may prove harder than it originally suspected.
Brock Lesnar Likely to Jump From WWE Back to UFC
That bout marked Lesnar's first in almost five years... and also his first since the UFC entered in a partnership with the U.S. He, instead, spent time with Dana White , as evidenced by the picture shared by the UFC president on social media.